S.I.M.S.

"We can get someone out there in four days," the lady says over the phone while scrolling through twitter

"No, I don't think you understand. There is shit, in my shower," the man on the other holds a plunger in the other.

"I'm sorry, this is just a busy time of year for us."

"Shit...in...my...shower. I didn't put it there. It just keeps flowing," the man is reaching his breaking point.

"We just can't come today."

"Then why are you emergency plumbers? Is shit in my shower not an emergency?"