Smut Tapes


"Big Booty Broads 49, guys come look at this," Kenny yells out.

"What is it," Kyle makes his way over first.

"Is that a DVD," Stan asks in shock.

"Yes, people still order this stuff on DVD," Kenny laughs.

The boys have a good laugh. People were still ordering their pornography on DVD. Some claimed the quality was better. Some wanted to see more of their favorites than the internet would allow. Some even wanted to play the games and other special features included on the discs. But yes, there were still people ordering smut to accidentally leave in the DVD player when the kids were over.

"You remember your first porno," Kenny asked. "Mine was Sloppy Slammers," he thought about it fondly. "I loved that tape, until my big brother told me mom directed it. Sure enough, there she was in the credits as director, and dad did sound."

"That's gross. Mine was Phill Fills Philly, really put the cream cheese in Philadelphia Cream Cheese if you know what I mean," Stan jokes.

"I saw Lusty Argentinian Maids, first but it wasn't my thing. The one I really loved was Billionaire Boys on a Yacht, it was about these guys stranded on a yacht. It was just them, and two staff guys Armondo and Damon. Man, Armondo and Damon went to town on those boys. There was one scene where they spit roasted one of the billionaire dudes and he actually," Kyle starts to go into detail.

"Kyle, stop," Kenny brings him out of his memory.

"Kyle are you gay," Stan asks.

"Nah, just, it was a good film. Really emotional," Kyle walks off whistling and thinking about the film.