Wash Your Hands


"Daddy, you should wash your hands, I don't want the boomer remover to get you" the young boy says as they exit the bathroom.

"Don't worry about it. We know where our private parts have been, we should wash our hands first, not the other way around," the boy doesn't laugh at his father's joke

On the way to the car a griffin swooped down and clawed the man to death in front of his child. In the puddle of blood the words "wash your fucking hands" appeared visible. Onlookers were shocked, but from that day forth, they remembered to wash their hands. They also went into their homes and practiced social distancing. The 19th Griffin of COVID had changed the world.

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