Shit shit....FUCK this can't be happening. The company can't be going out of business I just got promoted. We just bought that other company. This has to be an April Fool's Day joke or something we can't be going out of business.
I just bought a house, what am I going to do now? I've got a car payment, insurance, student loans. What the fuck am I supposed to do now.
"FUUUUCK," someone screams out from another cubicle across the office.
The news is spreading like wildfire. Everyone here is screwed. They can't blindside us like this. This has to be illegal in some way. A loud thud rings through the office as a plastic trashcan slams into a glass window. Screw it, I'm leaving. I've got a week to find another job and I'm not going to waste it here going crazy with everyone else.
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