You Live Like This


"Is this an oyster," the woman asked her daughter.

"Yeah, it's from dinner," she responded with a shrug.

"We had oysters two weeks ago and you shouldn't keep food under your bed anyway."

"I usually don't. Must have fell down there."

"What? I only came in here because the smell was so bad. Look at this place. You live like this?"

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